ASS, n.

A public singer with a good voice but no ear. In Virginia City, Nevada, he is called the Washoe Canary, in Dakota, the Senator, and everywhere the Donkey. The animal is widely and variously celebrated in the literature, art and religion of every age and country; no other so engages and fires the human imagination as this noble vertebrate. Indeed, it is doubted by some (Ramasilus, lib. II., De Clem., and C. Stantatus, De Temperamente) if it is not a god; and as such we know it was worshiped by the Etruscans, and, if we may believe Macrobious, by the Cupasians also. Of the only two animals admitted into the Mahometan Paradise along with the souls of men, the ass that carried Balaam is one, the dog of the Seven Sleepers the other. This is no small distinction. From what has been written about this beast might be compiled a library of great splendor and magnitude, rivalling that of the Shakespearean cult, and that which clusters about the Bible. It may be said, generally, that all literature is more or less Asinine. "Hail, holy Ass!" the quiring angels sing;

"Priest of Unreason, and of Discords King!"
Great co-Creator, let Thy glory shine:
God made all else, the Mule, the Mule is thine!"
G.J.

absent

To men a man is but a mind.  Who cares   
What face he carries or what form he wears?   
But woman's body is the woman.  O,   
Stay thou, my sweetheart, and do never go,   
But heed the warning words the sage hath said:   
A woman absent is a woman dead.                                                           

 Jogo Tyree

i dreamt of you last night.
 
that i went in search of you. Looking in places where I thought you would be at. But instead, I met a heapful of those you normally find yourself with. They did not have the slightest clue where you would be at. I found myself lost.. not meaning to be where I was at, but only wanting to see you there.

typical. where are you anyways.
 
out of nowhere.. when my mind's being tickled by all ordeals.. you tickle my arm. In the midst of an ocean here in the orchard crowd. You stroke my arm. I'm not at one with my present physical location and not physically aware of the floods of people brushing by me. With the pushing and shoving that is present all around.. I detach my being from the hustle and bustle, my present state of mind stuck in the clouds.. making plans for an already busy weekend ahead.. shuffling in a space of my own amidst the asian population surrounding me.

You touched me. And I snapped back to reality.

Tugged out of a surreal enchantment.. your brown hand like a golden path leading my trail of thoughts from the setting skies.. back to the urban tunnel I pace through. My eyes travel from the base of your wrist.. leading my thoughts from hurried obligation.. to the gentleness of your smile.

My world lights up.  

Have I told you before what a beautiful smile you have?   It glows in the darkest of night. Like a bout of fireflies on the coldest of nights, guiding my heart into the palm of your hand. And thats where is stays.. pending your will.. one that leaves my heart to skip a beat each time you smile.

And your eyes..
 
they twinkle in the dimness we find ourselves in. In a spilt second, in the time frame needed for a humbling bird to flap its wing once to stay afloat in the still air.. everything around me goes hush.. numb and silent. As I am flooded with your gentle presence, whilst I dwell in this moment of meeting you.


I miss you.

blast!

morning mornin... yes I know its past lunch.. but still its like my senses have yet to awaken.. and I'm moving around today like a zombie.. arghh arghh.. heheh. its a blastingly boring day.. though my horoscope promises it to be an 'interesting one'. like I've mentioned before.. bullshit.  yet I remain a faithful fan of it.. recieving a dose daily. sigh.. wad a contradiction.. but that just makes life all more exciting.. don't and won't you care to agree?
 
"What you can do is often simply a matter of what you will do."
Norton Juster
 
not today.
 
heez.. and so the painful ordeal of the day remains untouched and unsolved. Left to decompose slowly with the rest of my heaped woes. bring in the flies and a mountain full of rats scampering around the place.. you may have an idea of my present state of mind.

my horoscope

him: "morning there also..how r you?"
me: (all excited.. but let's just be calm and composed.) "hmmm.. up early? i'm great.. and urself?"
him: "just did a thirteen hour flight and reached the hotel..damn tired..gonna sleep soon..will be back on thurs.."
me: (argh!!.. coolness) "Interestin.. Where abouts are you? Right.. Have a good rest.."
him: "i'm in taipei..came from los angeles..will msg you when im back..take care.."
me: (i miss you and us hanging out) "Rite.. Will do. Take care too"
 
my horoscope today.. it suggests that a certain love in my life would be sensing that I'm the love of his life.. *you mean he realised that now only?!?* .. ahh.. amazing aint it.. all the sagittaurius in the world today will be dancing to the slowness of a tues morning.. with a glimming smile on our faces.. elated to note that there is that someone .. out there within the vast world we live in.. loving us back.. all us peoples of different race, creed and reglion.. now joined by this invisible bond that unites us for being borne to this world within a monthly time frame. Enforcing that despite our physical, environmental and location differences.. we will experience the same pre-conjured emotion. We shall cry, laugh, reminise and love the same within each waking day of our life, for as long as our hearts beat the same rythmatic thud.
 
yeh right.. bulls**t
 
yet every still day of my monsterous life.. i drag my lazy ass to work.. and decide to start each life altering day by reading the horoscope column.. and as piss assed and bull shitted as it may really be.. some small insignificant part of me is willing to believe that it may very well have some relation to the events that will occur to me within the rest of the sun shinning day. *sigh.. and darns* especially when it spells a good day ahead and dicates what possibly the great unknown has in store for me.
 
yeh alrite.. say it.. i'm a sucker and a hopeless romantic
 
 

what is the colour of ur brain?

BLUE
 
At work or in school: I like to be with people, sharing with them, inspiring them, and helping them. I work and learn best when I can take into consideration people and the human element. I flourish in an atmosphere of cooperation.
 
With friends: I always look for perfect love. I am very romantic, and I enjoy doing thoughtful things for others. I am affectionate, supportive and a good listener.
 
With family: I like to be happy and loving. I am very sensitive to rejection from my family and to family conflicts. I really like to be well thought of and need frequent reassurance. I love intimate talks and warm feelings.
 
 
HA! this is wad you get when you reply quizzes on a terribly boring friday.. hahah... and without expectation.. its spot on. my! try it..

 

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